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Funny, bold, and wildly over-the-top. The “Hickies Are Outdated. Give Your Man A Black Eye So Those Chicks Know, You Don't Mess Around.” T-shirt takes jealous relationship humor to an exaggerated level. It's a tongue-in-cheek statement for anyone who loves outrageous, dramatic jokes about relationships and marking your territory in the most ridiculous way possible.
Perfect for sarcastic couples, jealous-humor fans, sassy personalities, and anyone who enjoys edgy relationship jokes, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs and shocked reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for girlfriends, wives, friends, or anyone who loves over-the-top relationship humor
Hickies Are Outdated Give Your Man A Black Eye So Those Chicks Know You Don't Mess Around T-Shirt
$29.97
Perfect for sarcastic couples, jealous-humor fans, sassy personalities, and anyone who enjoys edgy relationship jokes, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs and shocked reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for girlfriends, wives, friends, or anyone who loves over-the-top relationship humor
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |