I'm Retired But I Work Full Time As A Pain In The Ass T-Shirt
Pink / S
$29.97
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Funny, cheeky, and unapologetically retired. The “I'm Retired, But I Work Full-Time As A Pain In The Ass.” T-shirt proves that retirement doesn't mean stopping work—it just means choosing a much more entertaining career. After years of earning the right to relax, some people decide their new full-time job is keeping everyone else on their toes.
Perfect for retirees, sarcastic adults, grandparents, sassy personalities, and anyone who has embraced retirement with a healthy dose of attitude, this tee turns retirement into a hilarious new job title.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for retirees, parents, grandparents, friends, or anyone who takes their new “career” seriously
I'm Retired But I Work Full Time As A Pain In The Ass T-Shirt
$29.97
Perfect for retirees, sarcastic adults, grandparents, sassy personalities, and anyone who has embraced retirement with a healthy dose of attitude, this tee turns retirement into a hilarious new job title.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for retirees, parents, grandparents, friends, or anyone who takes their new “career” seriously
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |