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Funny, savage, and unapologetically blunt. The “Thanks For Your 2 Cents, But I'll Give You A Whole Quarter To Shut The Fuck Up.” T-shirt takes the classic “two cents” expression and gives it a brutally funny upgrade. This bold statement tee is perfect for anyone who has no interest in unsolicited opinions and knows exactly how to deliver a sarcastic comeback.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, brutally honest people, sassy adults, outspoken friends, and anyone who loves clever comebacks with a little profanity, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and plenty of knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with an unapologetically savage sense of humor
Thanks For Your 2 Cents, But I'll Give You A Whole Quarter To Shut The Fuck Up T-Shirt
$29.97
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, brutally honest people, sassy adults, outspoken friends, and anyone who loves clever comebacks with a little profanity, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and plenty of knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with an unapologetically savage sense of humor
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |