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Funny, self-deprecating, and hilariously relatable. The “It Takes Real Skills To Choke On Air, Fall Up The Stairs, And Trip Over Nothing. I Have Those Skills.” T-shirt proudly celebrates the unique talent of being spectacularly clumsy. Some people have impressive athletic abilities—you apparently have the rare gift of turning absolutely nothing into an obstacle.
Perfect for clumsy personalities, accident-prone friends, sarcastic women, awkward adults, and anyone who has ever tripped over their own feet or somehow managed to get hurt doing nothing, this tee turns everyday mishaps into a hilarious badge of honor.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and knowing reactions
• Great gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a truly impressive talent for being clumsy
It Takes Real Skills To Choke On Air Fall Up The Stairs And Trip Over Nothing I Have Those Skills T-Shirt
$29.97
Perfect for clumsy personalities, accident-prone friends, sarcastic women, awkward adults, and anyone who has ever tripped over their own feet or somehow managed to get hurt doing nothing, this tee turns everyday mishaps into a hilarious badge of honor.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and knowing reactions
• Great gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a truly impressive talent for being clumsy
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |