I Named My Dog 5 Miles So I Can Tell People I Walk 5 Miles Every Day T-Shirt
Turquoise / S
$29.97
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Funny, clever, and unapologetically lazy. The “I Named My Dog 5 Miles So I Can Tell People I Walk 5 Miles Every Day” T-shirt is the perfect joke for anyone who likes taking shortcuts to sound productive. This hilarious statement tee turns an ordinary dog walk into a ridiculously clever loophole for claiming your daily exercise.
Perfect for dog lovers, pet parents, procrastinators, sarcastic personalities, and anyone who enjoys clever wordplay and lazy humor, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and plenty of double takes.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for dog owners, friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a playful sense of humor
I Named My Dog 5 Miles So I Can Tell People I Walk 5 Miles Every Day T-Shirt
$29.97
Perfect for dog lovers, pet parents, procrastinators, sarcastic personalities, and anyone who enjoys clever wordplay and lazy humor, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and plenty of double takes.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for dog owners, friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a playful sense of humor
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |