I Just Learned That The Human Body Is About 70% Water That Means I'm Not Fat! I'm Just Flooded T-Shirt
True Royal / S
$29.97
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Funny, clever, and unapologetically relatable. The “I Just Learned That The Human Body Is About 70% Water. That Means I'm Not Fat! I'm Just Flooded.” T-shirt turns a simple body fact into a hilarious excuse for carrying a little extra weight. This witty statement tee is perfect for anyone who loves clever wordplay, self-deprecating humor, and finding a funny explanation for everything.
Perfect for food lovers, sarcastic personalities, body-positive adults, witty friends, and anyone who would rather blame the water than the snacks, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a hilarious sense of humor
I Just Learned That The Human Body Is About 70% Water That Means I'm Not Fat! I'm Just Flooded T-Shirt
$29.97
Perfect for food lovers, sarcastic personalities, body-positive adults, witty friends, and anyone who would rather blame the water than the snacks, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a hilarious sense of humor
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |