I Think I'm Emotionally Constipated I Haven't Given A Shit In Years T-Shirt
Ash / S
$29.50
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Funny, sarcastic, and unapologetically unbothered. The “I Think I'm Emotionally Constipated I Haven't Given A Shit In Years.” T-shirt is for anyone who has reached a level of emotional detachment where very little gets under their skin anymore. Drama, negativity, other people's opinions? Sorry, there's just no room for any of that nonsense. Sometimes not giving a shit is a lifestyle.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, emotionally exhausted adults, introverts, drama-free people, and anyone who has mastered the art of keeping their peace by caring a whole lot less, this tee turns emotional indifference into a hilariously bold everyday statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who appreciates dark and sarcastic humor
I Think I'm Emotionally Constipated I Haven't Given A Shit In Years T-Shirt
$29.50
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, emotionally exhausted adults, introverts, drama-free people, and anyone who has mastered the art of keeping their peace by caring a whole lot less, this tee turns emotional indifference into a hilariously bold everyday statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who appreciates dark and sarcastic humor
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |