The World May Be Chewing Me Up And Shitting Me Out But I'm Built Like A Piece Of Corn T-Shirt
Pink / S
$29.97
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Funny, crude, and unapologetically resilient. The “The World May Be Chewing Me Up And Shitting Me Out, But I'm Built Like A Piece Of Corn” T-shirt puts a hilariously disgusting twist on surviving life's worst moments. This outrageous statement tee celebrates being tough enough to come through chaos and still somehow remain standing—just like corn.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, dark-humor lovers, resilient friends, crude-joke enthusiasts, and anyone who can laugh at life's constant bullshit, this tee is sure to spark laughs, double takes, and plenty of reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
The World May Be Chewing Me Up And Shitting Me Out But I'm Built Like A Piece Of Corn T-Shirt
$29.97
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, dark-humor lovers, resilient friends, crude-joke enthusiasts, and anyone who can laugh at life's constant bullshit, this tee is sure to spark laughs, double takes, and plenty of reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |