You Talk So Much Shit I Don't Know Whether To Offer You A Breath Mint Or Toilet Paper T-Shirt
Funny, savage, and unapologetically sarcastic. The “You Talk So Much Shit... I Don't Know Whether To Offer You A Breath Mint Or Toilet Paper” T-shirt is the perfect comeback for anyone who has absolutely no patience for endless nonsense. This brutally clever statement tee turns bad conversation into a hilarious choice between fresh breath and cleanup duty.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, witty friends, savage humor lovers, outspoken people, and anyone who always has the perfect comeback, this tee is guaranteed to spark laughs and plenty of knowing looks.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a savage sense of humor
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |