I Don't Need An Alarm Clock Anymore My Back My Bladder And My Knees All Race To See Who Wakes Me Up First T-Shirt
White / S
$29.97
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Funny, relatable, and unapologetically honest. The “I Don't Need An Alarm Clock Anymore. My Back, My Bladder, And My Knees All Race To See Who Wakes Me Up First” T-shirt turns the realities of getting older into a hilarious morning competition. This witty statement tee is perfect for anyone whose body has officially taken over alarm-clock duty.
Perfect for mature adults, aging humor lovers, sarcastic personalities, funny moms and dads, and anyone who wakes up thanks to their back, bladder, or knees, this tee is sure to spark laughs and knowing smiles.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone who loves relatable aging humor
I Don't Need An Alarm Clock Anymore My Back My Bladder And My Knees All Race To See Who Wakes Me Up First T-Shirt
$29.97
Perfect for mature adults, aging humor lovers, sarcastic personalities, funny moms and dads, and anyone who wakes up thanks to their back, bladder, or knees, this tee is sure to spark laughs and knowing smiles.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone who loves relatable aging humor
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |