If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I'd Shit On T-Shirt

Funny, petty, and unapologetically sarcastic. The “If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I'd Shit On” T-shirt takes everyday frustration and turns it into a hilarious fantasy of having the perfect revenge from above. With a simple but savage punchline, this statement tee is for anyone who has ever wished they could literally drop their opinion on someone.

Perfect for sarcastic personalities, petty people, pranksters, and anyone who enjoys clever humor with a little attitude, this tee is sure to get laughs, smirks, and plenty of knowing looks.

• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a wonderfully petty sense of humor