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Funny, clever, and unapologetically savage. The “A Turtle Can Breathe Through Its Ass. Humans Have Not Yet Reached This Stage Of Evolution, Although Many Have Learned To Talk Through It.” T-shirt takes a bizarre animal fact and turns it into a hilarious insult about people who never seem to stop talking nonsense. This witty statement tee is perfect for anyone who enjoys smart humor with a crude and unexpected punchline.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, animal lovers, science humor fans, brutally honest people, and anyone who has ever dealt with someone who seems to have mastered the art of talking out of their ass, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and plenty of reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
A Turtle Can Breathe Through Its Ass. Humans Have Not Yet Reached This Stage Of Evolution Although Many Have Learned To Talk Through It T-Shirt
$29.97
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, animal lovers, science humor fans, brutally honest people, and anyone who has ever dealt with someone who seems to have mastered the art of talking out of their ass, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and plenty of reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |