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In the Interest of Full Transparency, It Was Not Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy T-Shirt

Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It’s the Flying F*ck That I Don’t Give! T-Shirt

It Doesn’t Matter What You Think of Me Because My Imaginary Friends Think I’m Special T-Shirt

It’s Not a Middle Finger I’m Just Making a Hand Unicorn for You T-Shirt

It’s Not My Fault You Thought I Was Normal You’ve Had More Than Enough Time and Plenty of Clues to Figure That Out T-Shirt

It’s Not That I Have More Patience the Older I Get I Just Don’t Give a Fuck Anymore T-Shirt

I’d Start a Swear Jar, But I Don’t Have the Kind of Income to Keep Up With My Mouth T-Shirt

I’ll Give You a Toothbrush and You Can Clean the Coming Out of Bullsh*t Your Mouth T-Shirt

I’ll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You Don’t Test Me T-Shirt

I’m 97% Sure You Don’t Like Me But I’m 100% Sure I Don’t Care T-Shirt

I’m a Cranky Old Lady If You Don’t Want a Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask a Stupid Question T-Shirt

I’m a Multitasker I Can Listen, Ignore, and Forget All at the Same Time T-Shirt

I’m a Person Who Wants to Do a Lot of Things Trapped in a Body That Doesn’t T-Shirt

I’m Glad I’ve Got Big Boobs, The Last Thing I Need Is People Making Eye Contact With Me T-Shirt

I’m Glad You’ve Learned to Laugh at Yourself. It Was Getting Pretty Awkward for the Rest of Us T-Shirt

I’m Just a Woman with a Coffee Addiction and an Impulsive Urge to Spend Money Every Time I Leave My House T-Shirt

I’m Multitasking Between World Domination and Laundry T-Shirt

I’m Not a Morning Person or a Night Owl, I’m a Permanently Exhausted Pigeon T-Shirt

I’m Not Always a Train Wreck Just Joking, Toot Toot Bitches T-Shirt

I’m Not Anti-Social, I’m Socially Selective and I’ve Selected to Avoid You T-Shirt

I’m Not Arrogant I’m Just Aware of My Own Sparkle and Potential T-Shirt

I’m Not Bossy I’m Naturally Gifted at Leadership and Unfiltered Honesty T-Shirt

I’m Not Cold I Just Stopped Entertaining People Who Drain My Peace T-Shirt