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I Still Care I’m Just Done Showing It T-Shirt

I Survived the Day Barely. Now Leave Me the F*ck Alone T-Shirt

I Talk an Awful Lot of Smack for Someone Who Tips Over When Putting on Their Underwear T-Shirt

I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Days T-Shirt

I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Years T-Shirt

I Thought I Was in a Bad Mood But It’s Been a Few Years, So I Guess This Is Who I Am T-Shirt

I Tried Being Calm Once, It Ended in Confusion and Regret T-Shirt

I Try to Be a Nice Person But Sometimes My Mouth Does Not Agree T-Shirt

I Used to Be Married But I’m Better Now T-Shirt

I Used to Think Adulthood Was One Crisis After Another I Was Wrong, It’s Multiple Crises. All the Time. All at Once. Forever. T-Shirt

I Wake Up Every Day With a Good Attitude and Then Idiots Happen! T-Shirt

I Wanna Do Hot Girl Sht but I Can’t Stop Eating Fat Girl Sht T-Shirt

I Want My Daughter to Be Kind But I Also Want Her to Know She Can Throat Punch Someone If She Needs To T-Shirt

I Was Going to Take Over the World This Morning But I Overslept. Postponed Again T-Shirt

I Was Taught to Think Before I Act So If I Smack the Sh*t Out of You, T-Shirt

I Was Told to Check My Attitude Yup, Still There T-Shirt

I Wasn’t Always This Sarcastic It Took Years of Dealing With Stupid People to Become This Good at It T-Shirt

I Wasn’t Born This Dramatic, It’s a Well-Developed Coping Mechanism T-Shirt

I Wasn’t Listening, So I’m Going to Nod, Smile, and Hope for the Best T-Shirt

I Wasn’t Made for Winter I Want My Flip Flops T-Shirt

I Wish I Had a Job Where I Could Punch Stupid People T-Shirt

I Wish I Was a Unicorn So I Could Just Stab Idiots With My Head T-Shirt

I Wish My Bank Account Filled Up as Fast as My Laundry Basket T-Shirt