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I Have Multiple Personalities and None of Them Like You T-Shirt

I Have Two Settings: Calm and Category Five Hurricane T-Shirt

I Have Two Titles: Mom and Grammy And I Rock Them Both T-Shirt

I Just Baked You Some Shut the Fucupcakes T-Shirt

I Just Started Treating People the Way They Treat Me And Now They’re App Pissed T-Shirt

I Just Wanted to Update Everyone on My Diet And I’m Thrilled to Announce, I’m Happy With Being Fat and Fabulous T-Shirt

I Like to Hug People That I Hate That Way I Know How Big to Dig the Hole T-Shirt

I May Be Wrong But It Is Highly Unlikely T-Shirt

I May Look Normal, But Deep Down Inside I Wanna Become an Octopus So I Can Slap Eight People at Once T-Shirt

I May Not Be Perfect But At Least I’m Not You T-Shirt

I May Not Be Totally Sane But All My Personalities Love Coffee T-Shirt

I May Not Be Wonder Woman But I Can Do Things That Make You Wonder T-Shirt

I May Not Put the Sparkle in Your Eyes, But I’ll Definitely Put the ‘What the F*ck’ Wrinkles in Your Forehead T-Shirt

I Mix Chaos and Kindness Like a Cocktail That Shouldn’t Exist T-Shirt

I Need to Work on Controlling the Look on My Face When I’m Listening to Stupid People T-Shirt

I Never Called You Stupid But That Mississippi Question Caught Me Off Guard T-Shirt

I Never Dreamed I’d Be the Best Mom Ever, But Here I Am Killing It T-Shirt

I Never Make the Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five or Six Times, You Know, Just to Be Sure T-Shirt

I Often Listen to People and Wonder How They’ve Made It This Far T-Shirt

I Really Wish the Bags Under My Eyes Had Money in Them T-Shirt

I Run on Caffeine, Sarcasm, and Family Drama T-Shirt

I Seriously Need a Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth T-Shirt

I Speak My Mind Because It Hurts to Bite My Tongue T-Shirt